While taking a shower, I noticed we have a new bottle of Dove "Nourishing Body Wash" on the chrome do-hickey that is hung on the shower head. As soon as I saw this I realized that I MUST BLOG ABOUT THIS RIGHT AWAY.
What Dove has created here is truly a miracle: I mean, think about this - nourishing body wash - an innovation that allows people for the first time in history to absorb nourishment right from their soap.
Now there's no excuse for coming to breakfast before a shower. Hungry? Grab some nourishment while you wash!
Oh, the wonderful times in which we live. To be honest with you, having watched the Jetsons growing up, I kind of thought that by now we would ride around in floating bubble cars, live in space, and have robots to do our laundry. But if nourishing body wash is the innovation we get, then I'm alright with that.
I've also learned that a corollary advance has already been handed to us by nature itself: cleansing foods. According to many reputable websites, food such as blueberries, beets, and seaweed not only taste great, they will actually clean you as you eat them.
Now, as exciting as this all is, I need to make one thing very clear: No one should be using BOTH nourishing body wash AND cleansing foods at the same time. That just doesn't make any sense.
Look, if you are really malnourished, and food isn't doing the trick, then trying a nourishing body wash is a sensible option. By the same token, if you find that you are filthy, and soap is just not getting results, then by all means, try adding some cleansing foods to your diet.
But if you are using both cleansing foods and nourishing body wash, then, my friend, you need to think this through: Using soap for nourishment and food for cleansing is not a great strategy. I mean, this could explain why, lately, you've been cranky, light-headed, and foul-smelling. No one wants to be around you like that. Try concentrating on soap that's specifically made for washing and food that's actually intended to feed you. You'll not only be cleaner and better nourished, you will likely reduce your grocery bills as well.
I hope you found this educational and informative. If you'd like more consumer tips on how to lead a healthy, active lifestyle while staying on a budget, ask someone else. I'm going back into the bathroom to look for a bar of normal soap so I can finish my shower.
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